VMA’s Worst Dressed … Jewelry!

MTV-VMAs-Logo-590x900 I can’t tell you how confused I was while watching the VMA’s last night. I swear to you it was some of the worst fashion I have seen in a long time. I am still trying to figure why + how some of these celeb’s stylists allowed them to walk of out the house looking beyond tacky! The best explantation that I can conjure up is that the entire red carpet was a Bird Cage costume tribute in honor of the Robin Williams slide show that was shown!

Some of the fashion was so horrific I almost don’t care to share. However, I sternly without any hesitation other than the thought of Taylor Swift’s flat rear in her outfit last night, dub Amber Rose my worst dressed of the entire evening in a silver chain-link halter dress by Laura Dewitt. It kills me to do so because she is so sweet but we are simply not all created equal to Rihanna. She has a bit toning up to do before bearing it all in what looks like a giant piece of costume jewelry paired with a matching bra & panties – which was a poor attempt to de-slutify the awful ensemble. If you’re going to wear jewelry as clothes, there needs to be some form of lining/foundation/material in it. Perhaps a high waisted boy-short would’ve been better?

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People were quick to pic-stitch Amber Rose & Rose McGowen along side of one another calling it an EPIC FAIL of attempting to re-invent the look. image In my opinion this reminded me of what Kim Kardashian wore in her Playboy spread circa 2007. Except hers were pearls and we all know that makes it classier (sarcasm). Honestly, Kim’s look was hot given the context. Appropriately worn in an iconic magazine and not worn on the red carpet made it acceptable. What kind of husband wants their wife dressed in public like this anyway? I don’t think that would fly with Kanye! I’m just saying…

photo 2Sorry Amber, you’re gorgeous and l love you, so much that I named my adopted horse after you because she’s pretty and blonde with a lovely backside. But please don’t do this again!

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